She's Got Moxi!: Fast Learner

Of course as Moxi's doting owner I have to say she is extremely intelligent. She is such a fast learner, sometimes, much to my dismay. For instance, one morning Moxi learned how to pluck the keys off of my computer keyboard. Then that afternoon she executed the what I refer to as the "Pluck and Run." And that evening, she finished perfecting her escape technique by running in a zigzag pattern while I'm in hot pursuit screaming, "Drop it! Drop the 'J' key this instant!" Then when I did catch the little mongrel she stoutly refused to turn over the key. She had that 'J' firmly between her beak, with her two spindly little legs firmly planted, and she was NOT giving it up! Thought it was going to take the Jaws of Life to get it out! Never fear I did get the key back and popped it back into place on the keyboard. Whew.
So, since I got my new laptop (an awesome refurbed Asus, thanks Jamie for finding it!) by edict from Jamie, Moxi is no longer allowed to perch on the computer. Nooooo problem. We would never want to be guilty of breaking Jamie's 'One Rule' . . . .